Here is what AZ says about Hadpanagus. She typed it herself!
* HADPANAGUS just walks around & says “look! a butt!” & he eats butts! & grows
butts! & wears butts! he just loves butts! *
UPDATE 12/5 – More details from AZ:
Hadpanagus also hooks butts onto his butt, so all the butts trail along behind him like a tail. he already has a tail, so now that he hooked a butt tail on, he feels like he has two tails! he even sews butts together for blankets & pillows & matreses & carpets & you know what? he even sings about butts! he just needs butts! just give him some butts! he has millons of butts he has millons of piles of butts. he eats butts with butter he also chases giingerbread men a lot, so he can stick them in the crack and then put some salt and pepper and butter on!