Well, today AZ realized one of her Diego toys was gone. I told her I had to throw it out because it had been recalled due to the lead paint used by Chinese toy manufacturers. I braced for a tantrum, but instead of getting upset, she wrote a letter and asked me to “put it up on the whole internet, and some places in China, too.” I have posted the scanned letter and transcribed it here:

Dear China,
I think your factories should not use bad paint. You should go to the United States to get paint. Why don’t you go there to get paint? Make the same stuff but with different paint.

P.S. But the only thing I want from you is Baby Jaguar, the little version

Well, the ball is in your court, China! She’s anxiously awaiting a response.